1. It’s never the wrong time to dress up.
2. The right snow boots go with anything and can be worn daily until sandal season kicks in.
3. Potato chips can be dessert. So can pickles.
4. Any restaurant with cloth napkins is fancy. Even if it’s just an average chain restaurant.
5. Stolen food tastes better. By that I mean stolen off of mom or dad’s plate, not from a store, of course.